| Everything
Sucks

Everything
Sux
Got
up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today
Got
up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothin today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Right
girl didn't call and the wrong ones knockin
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so I guess I'm walkin
Everything sucks today
Taxman
came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend's movin in this mornin
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Got
up on the wrong side of life this mornin
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
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I'm
The One
I'm
the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Who's shoulder you've been cryin on
Nice
guys finish last
No one knows as good as me
We're just good friends
And you come to me for sympathy
You tell me that I'm not your type
Still you call me late at night
Every time he picks a fight
After all he's said and all he's done
I'm
the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Who's shoulder you've been cryin on
He's
a total dick
That's the truth and you know I'm right
From everything you say
There's no way he'll ever do you right
You love a man who treats you wrong
You think you'll change him
But you're wrong
He'll use you he'll say so long
After all he's said and all he's done
I'm
the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Who's shoulder you've been cryin on
I'm
the one who wants you more than anything
You don't feel the same way you made it clear to me
But I'll stand my ground and maybe
You'll hear what I've been sayin
After all I've said and all I've done
I'm
the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Who's shoulder you've been cryin on
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Who's shoulder you've been cryin on
I'm the one
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Coffee
Mug
Mug
mug mug
Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link
Keeps me questing all
I don't
need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
They
haven't banned
My liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked
And they've got too much voice
So for the moment
We're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups
With 98 more to go
I don't
need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
Here
a bean, there a bean
Everywhere a mean mean bean
Chug
- a - lug - o - my
Coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug
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Rotting
Out
Shove
all your problems under the rug
Then you wonder where the smell came from
Rotting out from the inside
This
is your fucked up family
So many minds that nobody ever speaks
Rotting out from the inside.....rotting out
Nuclear
family falling out
Winter forever in this house, they're
Rotting out from the inside
So
put me out of my misery
If it ever happens to me, no
Rotting out from the inside....rotting out
Rotting
out...rotting out...
Rotting
out...rotting outá
Beat
my head till i can't speak
Not gonna let it happen to me, no
Rotting
out... rotting out...
Rotting
out... rotting out...
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Sick-O-Me
New
love new fun new me
Isn't
that the way it's supposed to be
New fear, nothings clear to me
And that's how it's always gonna be
I've never been real sure of myself
Never trusted someone else
Something you do puts my fears to rest
We'll
bring it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gonna be
If
you don't get sick of me
She
loved me and i loved her it was all so fun and new
We were going to go all over the world
And do everything there is to do
But something spoiled our plans
We couldn't meet our own demands
Every problem put us to the test
We
brought it up but then we let it down
And when she needed me i wasn't around
That was how it had to be
Then
she just got sick of me
Relationships
deteriorate
I've
seen it from the start
Easy as it is to fall in love
It's
easier to fall apart
I won't let it fall apart
Bring
it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gonna be
If
you don't get sick of me
We'll
hold it up and never let it down
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gotta be
So
you don't get sick of me
So you don't get sick of me
So you don't get sick of me
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Caught
Hear
about the president?
He used to smoke pot
He never broke the law
Cause he never got caught
It's
a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
Junkie
drug dealer does 50 years time
While millionaire murderer just pays a fine
It's
a sign of the times
It's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The
roll of the dice says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll
pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent like you
So
many stupid laws
Gonna have to break a few
Speed or run a red light I might too
When the man pulls you over like it or not
Your just one of the many
Only you got caught
It's
a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll
pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent
It's
a sign of the times ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
Roll of the dice, says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
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When
I Get Old
What
will it be like when I get old
Will I still hop on my bike
And ride around town
Will I still want to be someone
And not just sit around
I don't want to be like other adults
Cause they've already died
Cool and condescending, fossilized
Will I be rich will I be poor
Will I still sleep on the floor
What
will it be like when I get
What will I be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old
Will
I still kiss my girlfriend
And try to grab her ass
Will I still hate the cops and have no class
Will all my grown up friends say
They've seen it all before
They say hey act your age and I'm immature
Will I do myself proud or only what's allowed
What
will it be like when I get
What will I be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old
Will
I sit around and talk about the old days
Sit around and watch T.V.
I never want to go that way
Never burn out not fade away
As I travel through my time
Will I like what I find
What
will it be like when I get
What will I be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old
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Doghouse
In
the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the mosh impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze
I live
in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife
Can't get enough of kickin my hiney
Life
in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
If I get a piece of tail
I don't want to get married
This
is just a doghouse why should I stay
If these folks are crazy
They try to tell me
That they know where it's at
I don't know maybe I'm lazy
This
is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my dog house
So
now its time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog
This
is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse
When
I frickin find what I'm lookin for
I dig
right in and take my place
Maybe
I seem crass and crude
But
a dog's got to do what a dog got to do
This
is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse
I'm
just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a
Hydrant on this doggy street
Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitches
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She
Loves Me
She
loves me it's not just in my head
She loves me even though it's not been said
And if anything means anything
Then this means something good
And I guess I'd love her back if I only could
She
loves me
I can see it when she smiles ear to ear
She loves me and I'm sure that she can't hear
How I scream out for someone else
When I'm asleep or by myself
How I'm so sad I hate myself
Don't know where to go for help
Her
love could never grow sour
Becomes more pure with every hour
And I never wanted anything like that from her
But
still she loves me
It's not just in my head
She loves me even though it's not been said
And if anything means anything
Then this means something good
I guess I'd love her back if I only could
She
loves me
And I know she can accept me for myself
She loves me and I'm shure that she can't help
How I'm this close to cashing in
How I chase dreams that don't exist
How I hate girls and I hate my life
The pain that rips me tears me ruins me
And her love could never grow sour
It grows more pure with every hour
I never wanted anything like that from her
But
still she loves me
(I don't have to be all by myself)
She loves me
(She don't love no one else)
She loves me
The way she loves me
The way she loves me
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Hateful
Notebook
The
words she writes will change the world
She's much smarter than me
Inside she writes a side of herself
She won't let me see
Such
a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
It's all there in her little book
And I can't help but wonder
But she says I'll never understand
She
says there's no love
And everyones out to get her
She keeps me shut out
And I don't want to let her
Such
a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
It's all there in her little book
And I can't help but wonder
What chapter I fit under, yeah
I'm
a stone age male and that's a fact
There's so much more to me than that
Such
a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
She's writing in her little book
She don't like me
But she's got me hooked
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers, yeah
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We
I don't
care what they say
Those numbers don't mean a thing
We've got it made
This
world is just me and you
And we know just what to do
We've got it made
Hey,
everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made together)
Hey, everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made)
I don't
care if we get a job
We've already got a life
We've got it made
I don't
know what the future holds
All I know is you're there wit me
That's all I need
Hey,
everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made together)
Hey, everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made)
When
I look in your eyes
I know what I want in life
Nothing
more, nothing less
Nothing more, nothing less
(Everything's gonna be okay)
Nothing
more, nothing less
(Everything's gonna be okay)
Be the key to my success
Nothing more, nothing less
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Eunuch
Boy
Eunuch
boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
Got
no gonads, only to sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch
boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It
must suck to know you'll never fuck
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This
Place
This
place sux
I haven't found a single thing to call my own
And there's nothing left for me to do
Just play the game, pretend to do work
No my boss isn't a jerk
It's just this place
This
place sux
I've been slinking through the halls
Like an unwashed dog
And everybody treats me like a criminal
Talk about me behind my back
At least I don't have a stick up myself
Like the people in this place
This
place sux
This place sux
This place sux
I feel
my confidence draining away
I feel them laughing at me everyday
I never thought it would end up this way
Good thing I'm not going to stay
This
place sux
I haven't found a single friend in
Three whole years
Cause there's nobody here but the bible boys
Talking about their white bread politics
Gotta leave the room
Cause you're making me sick
Gotta leave this place
This place sux
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I
Won't Let Me
While
you are away I'm waiting
I'm out of my mind you're out of town
You know I'm no stranger to frustration
I won't break I won't let you down
Cause
I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
You know I won't let me let you down
I look
back on my past, I'm dirty
I know that guy would always let you down
But while I am away don't worry
Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause
I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
If there's no lying then there's no crying
Arrive in your own time stay patient
You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm
waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me, waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me)
Won't
let myself be led into temptation
It's you and me nobody else allowed
Well you know I'm no stranger to frustration
Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause
I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
If there's no lying there's no crying
Arrive in your own time stay patient
You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm
waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me, I'm waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me)
You know I won't let me let you down
You know I won't let me let you down
You know I won't let me let you down
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Thank
You
I listen
to you for hours, I'll listen all day
Just keep hitting me the right way
Sing your song in the shower
Cause you got a way
To say what I can never say right - right on
When I feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong
I won't
say your name
But you know who you are
I'll never be the same again now--no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
You
don't get played on the radio
That's not the game you play
Well I don't care anyway
I glued your tape in the stereo
So I know every word every note
And every chord is right - right on
When I feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong feel like nothings wrong
I won't
say your name
You know who you are
I'll never be the same again now--no way
I just want to say thank you for playing the way you play
Did
you know you're why I go
And waste my time
At a rock and roll show
You let me know I'm not alone
You make me feel strong, make me feel strong,
Feel like nothing's wrong
I won't
say your name you know who you are
I'll never be the same again now no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play
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